Okay, so it’s been warm outside for weeks now, and today I had some friends commenting about the fact that I wasn’t wearing shorts, and that I should “get them out soon”. Such comments scare me, because I am terrified that they will stumble upon my secret if I continue to wear long pants. But what else am I supposed to do? I most certainly cannot let them see what I’ve done! I’m just trying to figure out how in the world I am going to get out of this mess I’ve gotten myself into. I know if I say anything about a weight gain, that won’t work, because they will insist on buying me new shorts, and when I refuse, they will know something is wrong. Besides, I have not gained an ounce of weight anyway, I’ve actually lost some. Great. Just great. Now I have something else to add to all of my worries. I think I am going to call one of my friends who does know my secret and discuss this with him, just to get this off of my chest.