Your package has been sent via the wonderful US Post Office.  I must say that the federal government has most obviously instituted a new policy:  all postal employees at the Wilmington, OH facility must be impaired in some obvious intellectual fashion.  I say this because the ‘older gentleman’ at the counter was not exactly on top of things.  However, all that has been overcome.  The package is on its way. 

I hope that you enjoy it.  Ashley, Debbie and I really thought that it was the perfect thing to be mailing you!  Let us know when it has been safely received.

Good night, all (or rather, morning).  Have a Happy Friday!