Your package has been sent via the wonderful US Post Office. I must say that the federal government has most obviously instituted a new policy: all postal employees at the Wilmington, OH facility must be impaired in some obvious intellectual fashion. I say this because the ‘older gentleman’ at the counter was not exactly on top of things. However, all that has been overcome. The package is on its way.
I hope that you enjoy it. Ashley, Debbie and I really thought that it was the perfect thing to be mailing you! Let us know when it has been safely received.
Good night, all (or rather, morning). Have a Happy Friday!